What I don't need for CHRISTmas

Chula always makes these great bags, with nuts and fruit; brown paper bags. It's very country, like a piece of the farm you can't embrace other than to admire it. It's a tradition we hope to continue with Memphis.

There's this new smartphone that has all kinds of nutty features. Most important is the integrated MP3 player, so instead of having a cell phone AND an MP3 player I have one device, only one, to carry in my tight jeans. But then there's the problem of mystery phone calls, which is triggered by walking with the cell phone in the pocket of aforementioned tight jeans. I have called more people accidently... oh the stories my phone will tell.

Chula never gave me a red wagon for Christmas... but I'm thinking Memphis needs one.